FACTS YOU MAY NOT KNOW ABOUT MEN AND THEIR PENISES

 -Most guys naturally hang right or left. They say it feels more comfortable that way. 

-Guys can keep an erection for 40 minutes. Even longer when they are teens.

-Most guys name their penises.

-Many guys think they are smaller than they are. When they look down, the hair covers it and the perspective from above gives a smaller impression.

 -Shrinkage is a real phenomenon. Swimming in cold water shrinks the penis in a second.

-You can’t tell penis size by looking at a guy’s hand size. Or foot size. Or nose size. Or car size. It’s hereditary.

-The human penis is among the largest of all the world’s primates. But only when compared to body size. Sorry, everyone!

-Soft size is no indication of hard size. The smallest penis can grow huge, while the largest penis can just get stiff.

-Ejaculations can exit the penis at up to 28 mph! Some guys can actually hit the ceiling. (I read somewhere that a guy’s cum is approximately a teaspoon).

 -How’s sensitive are his balls? Here is an easy way to tell how he likes his balls fondled. Ask him to squeeze your breasts with the same pressure he would like you to apply to his balls. With every guy, there is a fine line between being erotic and psychotic when you are playing with his balls. Cross that line and you will know about it. Your best bet is to treat it like they are a pair of eggs. Very, very delicate eggs. Then you can start being more playful. Caress them softly and gently. Listen to his moaning. Read his body language. Be careful not to squeeze too hard.

-Ask a guy to show you his perineum “p” spot, and he will look at you funny, but he will probably know what you mean. It’s the flat stretch of skin between the testicles and anus. Rich in nerve endings, it’s where you can feel the root, or bulb, of the penis, which hardens when he gets an erection.

-Some guys do not feel very good down there, and the list changes from guy to guy. What makes one person scream with delight make another scream with pain. But most guys agree on a few things that you can easily avoid.

-Penis No-Nos: Icy cold hands. Coarse palms. Dry mouth. Rough, sharp, dirty fingernails. Excessive yanking, grabbing and biting. Hard scraping with nails, teeth or braces. Catching jewelry at pubic hair. Stroking crosswise against the tip. Pulling the foreskin back too far. Pulling the penis out pass zipper teeth. AND COMPARING HIS PENIS TO AN EX’s.

-Testicle No-Nos: Slapping, spanking, squeezing, scratching, fondling or sucking too hard or too rough.

-Orgasm No-Nos: Fast stroking right after orgasm, spitting out in disgust, poking the prostate, kissing with a mouthful of come, or suggesting he tastes it. 

-Awakening his penis with a gentle touch or your sexy suggestions is truly a marvel of evolution and biology. There’s is no button to press, no lever to pull, even he has no control over it. Erections are completely autonomic. Some guys describe it as a felling of rising power and well-being, while others says it feels like pressure building up before the dam bursts.

-All healthy guys get hard when they sleep, when they awaken, and at various unplanned “uh’oh” moments throughout the day. Young guys can pop rock-hard at a flash but as guys age, start-up time gets a bit slower, and erections a tad softer. Don’t worry. Its perfectly normal.

-Guys tend to be proud of their come. They love giving it to you, showing it to you, showering you with it and watching you receive it.

A guy’s semen or “come” (his ejaculate) can be thick, watery, goopy, clear or white. The intensity which it bursts forth is different from guy to guy, from day to day, from mood to mood. His come may simply dribble out, or shoot far across the room in short spurts or medium streams. And if he is really turned on, and has not orgasmed too recently, be on the lookout for a volcanic eruption.

-It’s entirely up to you if you want to taste his come. If you always avoid it because of a distasteful experience in the past, you may be pleasantly surprised how times and taste can change. The unique taste of your guy is affected by several factors, but generics and diet are the most important. It will be warm, or either salty, tangy, sweet, belachy, brie-like, or anything in between.

-Contrary to popular belief, ejaculation and orgasm are not one and the same. although they usually happen together. Ejaculation is the physical act. Orgasm is the pleasurable feeling.

Tune in for more - this time on Dr. Allison’s sexual techniques. Any woman who tries them will instantly have her guy eating out of her hands.  

The above are quotes from Dr. Sadie Allison, author of Tickle His Pickle, a hands-on guide to penis pleasing. The reading part is easy. It’s practicing and mastering the techniques together that makes it challenging and fun. If you would like to experience hotter sex in your hands, the book is available at The Pleasure Place 631-9788 or 519-9808.

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